Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Finally, the children come back and the mothers run to their young to have them suck the life from their bodies. The children kill the town with their evil, deadly hugs. The town doesn't seem to notice this either. People are dying left and right. Children are missing but everyone seems unaware of the doom that is creeping towards them. When the heroes are finally beseiged by hordes of zombie children, they don't even lock all the windows. They kind of just shut the doors and hope for the best. They put their one living son to bed and leave him completely unalone while they go into the kitchen and bicker. Meanwhile, the kids sneak into the other child's room and kill him. It is mind boggling the idiocy and apathy that drive the plot of this less than b-grade film. View this film at your own risk.
Monday, April 12, 2010
Return of the Living Dead: Rave to the Grave stuck to the Return of the Living Dead formula. It was packed full of stupid one liners and silly jokes. There are hitch hiking zombies and male interpole police men dressed as Valkries slaying the undead with rocket launchers. There are stupid teenagers and plenty of zombies crying out for brains. The plot of this movie is pretty simple. Two teens find their dead uncles stash of zombie filled canisters in the attic. They take the cannisters to a friend who is a chemistry major for analysis. The chemistry major thinks it would be a wonderful idea to turn the goo the zombie is floating in into some kind of x like drug. He and his friends sell it to everyone at a Rave. Zombie madness and silliness follows. If you are in a silly mood and you want something ridiculous to watch, this is the zombie movie to complete your evening.
Monday, April 5, 2010
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Saturday, April 3, 2010
Staring Adam West from TV's Batman in a role that makes no sense and Tia Carrere in a role that makes even less sense, the plot of his movie stumbles around in between voodoo rituals and body builder zombies into a climax that just left me thinking, "What is going on?" If you love B-grade cinema and want a good laugh, this movie is perfect for you, otherwise leave this one alone.
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Friday, April 2, 2010
Breathers is the story of a recently dead zombie every man. In a world where zombies are hated, he has to find a way to survive and find happiness. This happiness comes from a zombie support group, where he meets a zombie with a penchant for rennaisance pornography, a beautiful zombie addicted to shampoo, and a duo of zombies with a love fror the flesh of the living. Together, these zombie misfits turn the lives of the living and the dead upside down. If you love zombie you'll love this book and you should read it at least twice.
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